# Satire: Kraken Parent to Acquire Lithuanian Bank

Payward, Kraken's parent, agrees to buy Saldo Bank. The deal, expected to close in 2027, adds a licensed European bank to a crypto trading group. Saldo Bank is a specialized licensed bank in Lithuania, accepting deposits and offering lending.

https://www.siliconsnark.com/krakens-parent-agrees-to-buy-saldo-bank-the-revolution-takes-deposits/

Publisher: SiliconSnark — Satire / parody.

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#crypto #banking #lithuania

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Created: 2026-10-22T23:11:24.285897+00:00

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Original source: https://www.siliconsnark.com/krakens-parent-agrees-to-buy-saldo-bank-the-revolution-takes-deposits/